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Things to bring

Posted 2 Weeks Ago at 10:28 PM by freeztar

The wedding is fast approaching and it's time to pack as I only have two days to do so. A trip to Mexico is going to require some serious planning. To help ease my procrastination, my fiancee sent me the following list of things she recommends that I pack:

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I suggest to start packing (or piling up in a corner):
-binoculars
-crazy glue (seems weird, but it's small and could really help in a pinch)
-do you still have the spanish-english dictionary i got you for christmas?

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A day with a bum...

Posted 2 Weeks Ago at 02:13 AM by freeztar

We've all seen the highway exit ramp bums and the sidewalk bums, but where are the creative bums?

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Damn the 30 minute lunch break. It took me 6 minutes to get to the sandwich shop and the line will easily put me back another 4-5 minutes. That gives me about 13 minutes to eat.

I'm a slow eater and I also pay attention.

The fellow in front of me in line had paid almost the full amount of his bill when he had to "go to his car to...

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Insomniac Diary

Posted 3 Weeks Ago at 01:09 AM by freeztar

While in the jungle of uncontrolled thought, one can only get direction from blankness. It has no bearing on most everything, but is most essential to sleep.

Ahhh...to sleep...
To count some sheep

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Staring at the ceiling, my mind was racing.

"Should I tell her?"
I thought to myself.

Well, let's see.

"Baby?"
"Baby."

A slight moan let me know that she...

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Wedding Bells

Posted 3 Weeks Ago at 05:57 PM by freeztar

On Nov. 8, I'm going to legally marry my bride!

It's going to be...interesting...

You can only make wedding rings out of socks by slowly whittling them down, Mandelbrot-style.

Unfortunately, no one is keen on this.

So, wish me well on Saturday! I'll need it!

I've already assumed the role of befuddled housemate. Might as well seal the deal.

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Two Socks

Posted 3 Weeks Ago at 05:18 PM by freeztar

Now that they are reunited, they seem strange on my feet. Did I say "they"? I meant "them". I'm still missing 4 brave men (socks). If you happen to see an argyle stripe down both sides of a "left" footed sock, contact me asap!

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Moving requires cleaning out!
But, that doesn't mean that my *perfectly good pair* of boy scout socks should suffer the wrath of the Goodwill pile!

I might as well bee shouting into a honeycomb!...

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