Does your face look big? Humm... You know - I think it does. That’s odd, I don’t think faces are supposed to expand like that. Have you seen a doctor? Do you feel ill? Look man, you can’t just come around here feeling all ill with a face twice as big as normal about to pop and splatter gooey, bloodish bits all over my user profile page. Do you know how long it took me to weave this place? I don’t mean to be insensitive here, but as a rule of thumb... if your face is twice its normal size, just stay home. You’re not doing anybody any good.
Oh, wait, ignore my ranting above. You’ve got over 5,000 posts now. That’s supposed to make your head big. Yup, perfectly normal.
